Hello! Here is a little friendly banter to get you through

Programmer (noun.)

A perosn who fixed a problem you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand

Where is a programmers favourite hang out place?

Foo Bar

why did the programmer quit his job?

because he didn't get arrays

why did the developer have no money?

because he spent all his cache

Why did the web designer drown? She didn’t know if she should float:left or float:right.

Also, she had too many anchors.

why did the developer storm out of the restaurant?

because he was offended by the table layout

An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says

Can I join you?

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem